Lady Goes Naked to Escape Police Arrest (PICTURED)

 See pics after the cut:

This lady is really funny, but is she’s going to stay up there forever like that?

Breaking news : Basket Mouth Arrested In London (LOOK)

Breaking news : Basket Mouth Arrested In London (LOOK)

News reaching us right now has it that Superstar Nigerian comedian Basketmouth has been arrested in London...Just kidding. This video is to promote his show – Basketmouth Uncensored Valentine 2014. Check out the video below:

Nigerian governor disgraces himself during a live interview.

     YOU  WILL LIKE THIS >HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.....




Hilarious video of a Nigerian governor who flunks every question that he is asked in an interview....

SEE How Ladies Have Sex Inside Luxurious Bus In Night Journey

Night travel may be fraught with a lot of dangers in Nigeria as highways are not in good condition and robbers use the bad state of the roads as an opportunity to ambush inter-state commercial vehicles.

But in spite of these inherent dangers, there seems to be no reduction in the number of people who choose to go on night journeys. What is the motive of some who travel at night in luxurious buses? Find out below...

Investigation by Punch's Ademola Olonilua showed that attraction of some of the passengers to the night travel was more bizarre as much as it was almost unbelievable. When Punch visited some parks to investigate, it found out passengers preferred night travels for different reasons.

At Jibowu, an area of Lagos where luxury buses load passengers to the Eastern part of the country, Chidioke Ekezie, a motorboy attached to a bus of one of the popular transport operators in Lagos, gave an insight into life on night buses, which he explained could be very vibrant and “interesting” as a result of the duration of the journeys.

“There has never been a time that those taking night journey reduced. The thing is that a lot of people just like travelling at that time simply because it is traffic-free,” Ekezie said.

Asked to elaborate on the “interesting” part of the journey, which he had earlier mentioned, the motorboy said, “A lot of people make new friends and many young people who board the buses as strangers become couples during the journey.”

When asked whether there is any sexual activity during these journeys, Ekezie smiled mischievously and said:

“It is a known fact that it happens. Some people are just quite stupid. Most couples wait till we get to our designated bus stops to have sex.
“For instance, on a journey from Onitsha to Lagos, the bus sometimes leaves at about 10pm and later stops at Benin so that the passengers can stretch their legs, buy refreshments and ease themselves. This takes a long time.
“I have seen a lot of passengers get down and go around a corner to have sex. It happens. I have also seen some passengers have sex in the bus while others are off the bus. When this happens, it is a problem for the man and woman involved. We don’t condone such acts in the bus.
“We could decide to drop the involved passengers there and leave because it is very silly for people to have sex in the bus.”A 23yrs old student, who preferred to give just his first name, Chukwueloka, was booked on one of the luxury buses to his home state of Imo, when our correspondent visited the park. He said he always took night buses anytime he went home.

“Night buses are interesting. A lot of things happen there,” he declared, when our correspondent had a chat with him on why he favoured night travel that much. A lot of things like what?

He went into a narration. “There was a time I went to Yenagoa (Bayelsa State capital) in 2005. I boarded the bus at Mazamaza and got a seat beside a fair lady who was also going to Bayelsa. The journey was at least seven hours and we took off around 6pm.

“I had been chatting with the lady since we left Lagos. About four hours into the journey, she yawned and said she was sleepy. She rested her head on my shoulder and there was no way she could be comfortable if my arm did not go around her shoulders.

“My arm brushed her breast mistakenly and she did nothing. It turned out that by her body language as the journey went on, she wanted something. I had heard about such things happening on buses but I did not immediately understand her intention.

“She later made it clear when her hand went to my zippers.”

Chukwueloka laughed as he narrated this unusual escapade. He said he would never forget it for the rest of his life. “I just wanted to experience it. She sat on my lap and other passengers were asleep in the bus. It was also dark,” he said.

Having a sexual encounter with a complete stranger may be a no-no for many people but Chukwueloka told Punch that he used protection. (How true? was he going on a journey with a condom?)

At Oshodi, another lady narrated a funny story that her aunty told her. She said, “My aunty boarded a luxury bus from Jibowu. The last bus stop was at Aba and a man came out of the bus complaining that his wallet, his wrist watch and the handbag containing his laptop had been stolen. My aunty said when the young man explained what happened, every other passenger of the bus made jest of him.

"What happened was that when all other passengers in the bus were asleep, he made sexual advances at the lady he sat with. They started fondling each other even though they were strangers when they boarded the bus. The lady later offered that the man should suck her breast. The lady must have rubbed a sleeping portion on her breast because the man slept off afterwards.

“The lady stole all his belongings and disembarked from the bus before it got to the last bus stop.”

From Olufamous

Policeman Drags Woman With Her Bare Boobs (PICTURED)

Could it be that this lady is being arrested for indecent dressing or the indecency of her dressing manifested in the process of her arrest by the police? See pics below:

What is wrong with this photo?

What is wrong with this photo?

BABAY DANCEING SHAKIRA.... WATCH VIDEO

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Goat Goes Mad, Attacks People On The Street (SEE PHOTOS)

Floored: A woman is knocked to the ground by the rampaging goat

 A furious goat went on the rampage around a Brazilian town and attacked anyone who dared to cross its path.

The animal was videoed as it butted a motorcycle and its two riders and floored a woman carrying her shopping through the streets of Londrina, near Sao Paulo.

One man, who thought he could beat the goat at its own game, was also knocked to the ground.....More pics after the cut:

On the run: A man flees from the charging animal that terrorised the town of Londrina in Brazil

Fighting back: Another resident kicks the goat after it had knocked the woman to the ground

During the confrontation, the man kicks the goat in its side but he is quickly forced to flee as the angry goat chases him around a tree.

A video of the stampeding goat is fast becoming an internet sensation and has now been watched more than 2.2milion times on YouTube in just three days.

The sound of the goat's bell can be heard as it charges at passersby.

One woman carrying shopping bags initially laughs when the goat begins to follow her.

But things then turn as nasty, as it launches into her back and knocks her to the ground.

Not content with attacking pedestrians, the goat soon turns its attention to a pair of motorcycle riders...Continue to see more pics:

Attack: The woman does not know she is being followed until the goat butts her to the ground

Charge: The goat leaps at one man in the video that has been watched more than two million times

Crash: Even a motorcycle is targeted by the angry goat and pushes it and its two riders over

Friends: It is not clear why the goat was so angry and was seen with a smaller companion before the attack

As the bike gingerly edges past the animal, it takes aim and butts the vehicle over.The cameraman, who had been filming the drama, can be laughing throughout the video.

But he too is forced to run away when he becomes the target of the animal.

The video ends when the goat is finally overpowered and tied to a post.

It is then seen being dragged off by two men.

How would you steal from this woman?

How would you steal from this woman?

SEE African Leaders Sleeping During AU Summit Session

These African leaders were caught snoozing during the 50th Anniversary of the African Union Summit which kicked off in the Ethiopian capital of Addis Ababa on May 26.
Leading the pack of snoozers is the President of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe in blue and silver tie.
Was the summit that boring?......Lol.

Photos Of The Tallest Cake In Africa Made By A Nigerian

Nigerian sugar craft cakes maestro Tosan Jemide of Cakes by Tosan unveiled his anticipated project ‘The Tallest Cake in Africa” at the Silverbird Galleria, Lagos.
According to Tosan, the 28 feet master creation was inspired by his love for arts and crafts, passion for Nigeria, desire to blaze the trail, thinking not only outside the box but without the box as well as his understanding of the focus on Africa.

MyOgaAtTheTop: Nkem Owoh, Funke Akindele, Cossy Ojiakor star in ‘Oga on top’ – See Poster

A fake movie poster has emerged featuring Nkem Owoh, Funke Akindele, and Cossy Ojiakor. There seems to be no end to the #MyOgaAtTheTop mem.

Obafaiye Shem, the Lagos State Commandant of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corp (NSCDC) shot to fame after he had given a shocking reply to the question; “what’s the website of the NSCDC?” during an interview on Channels Televison.

SEE A Woman Having S3x In The Bush With BABY On Her Back

Describe them with one word or phrase...

OMG!!! Nollywood Actress Rukky Sanda's Nak*d Picture Leaks On Facebook (Viewers Discretion is Advised)

Who could have done this to Rukky? This is so bad...Peep the picture when you continue but Viewers Discretion is Advised!!!

President Goodluck Jonathan To Introduce New N5,000 Currency

Design of the banknote

Exclusive reports reaching us say President Goodluck Jonathan has officially green-lit a plan to introduce N5,000 currency note in Nigeria.

A trustworthy source from Mr. Jonathan’s administration disclosed the policy reversal in a telephone conversation.

It would be recalled that President's earlier approval of the plan to introduce the N5,000, suggested by Governor Lamido Sanusi of the Central Bank of Nigeria, had triggered criticism, condemnation and even some street protests. However, the policy was merely being suspended, not abandoned.

In a recent development, the decision has been made to commemorate the Super Eagle’s victory at AFCON 2013 on the national level. According to an anonymous source from the Currency & Branch Operations Department of the CBN, designers are working on the new “appearance” of the N5,000 – Jonathan’s portrait and that of Victor Moses will be placed on the banknote as a reminder of this historical event.

According to a source aide, in a meeting hastily requested by President, he has finally succeeded convincing both Senate President and House Speaker to persuade members to introduce the new note.

According to an anonymous source in President’s administration, the banknotes may be made available “within a couple of months”.

While you are trying to digest this information, OnlineNigeria.com wishes you happy April Fool’s Day! Don’t believe everything you see and hear today.

MY OGA At THE TOP

Now Palz!...dont u tink dis joke ought to stop...imagine if he were ur fada!!

Photo Of A Woman Wearing Helmet On Her Large "Igele" Head Scarf

Naija people no go kill me, well she is obeying the law, but what is wearing the helmet? She or the scarf? Well I think one solution, ban traditional cloths on from riding on bikes....lol

WAIT!!! BEFORE YOU MARRY THAT YOUR IGBO GIRLFRIEND, YOU HAVE TO READ THIS

This will cause some heads to roll!!
And am sure mine is the first. But before you yab me, i copied it from somewhere and decide to post it here to know if this is true! Some it seems some are true as i have witnessed quite a few and i no just fit shout! I even tire to seperate fight. To those who would want to cut my head all in the name of comment, please cut my head and leave my neck standing, bikonu!

Now, take note of the following, dear friend:

1. Forget Authority: If you were marrying a Yoruba woman, she would have come to your house with her mother’s voice ringing in her ears that a husband’s house is a place where life’s lessons are learnt. It’s a different story for the Igbo woman. She comes from a long line of ‘unruly’ people who traditionally have no concept of a central authority figure. Prepare to be stared down eyeball to eyeball in an argument. Prepare to be laughed at when you attempt to assert yourself as the ‘man of the house.’ When she’s done laughing, she’ll measure you, up and down with her left, and sneer: ‘Hian! See this one o; who do you think you’re talking to?’ She’ll clap and shake her head, then she’ll add something in Igbo and then saunter away, wriggling her backside. It isn’t for nothing that the legendary Aba Womens’ Riot happened in…ABA.

2. Prepare to be Called Names: No, I am not referring to endearing (more like puke-inducing, actually) names like Baby, Darling, or Nkem. I’m talking about names that qualify your lineage and ethnicity in terms that are not exactly complimentary. If you are Yoruba, you and your people will be Ndi ofe mmanu (something about too much oil in your soup and fried things in your life); If you are a Northerner, you and your people will be Ndi beribe (something about possessing a mumu gene). Find solace in the fact that if you are truly Yoruba, you ‘know’ that Igbo people use kick to wake their mothers up from the mat in the morning.

3. Say Goodbye to your Waistline: Your waistline will increase in proportion to the years you spend with an Igbo woman who knows the well-beaten path to her mother’s kitchen. Gone are your days of adding stew to ewedu and okro, or eating egusi soup that was blended with tomatoes. Tufiakwa! The introduction of Ofe Akwu, Nsala, Oha, Onugbu, Ofe Owerri and Oporoko will ensure that when you sit, you fill up the chair. That’s what is called a man, a DIMGBA! Not one that looks like something some hungry wind blew in. When the husband of an Igbo woman stands, people must see that a man is standing. Size matters. Don’t be deceived by the looks of people like Ebuka Obi-Uchendu and that six-pack nonsense; he’s not a proper Igbo man. Look more at people like his elder brother Ugo or imagine Noble Igwe a few years after marriage; now, those are real Igbo men! Size matters to an Igbo woman.

4. Be Aware of the Oriaku Syndrome: You have not heard of the Oriaku Syndrome? Don’t worry, I will tell you. You see, when you marry an Igbo woman, you work for her. Your glory comes from seeing her shine. When she steps out, people must SEE your money on her body. If your wife looks like the dried fish she uses in cooking your soup, you are not a man! If she’s dressed like something that was sent to Lagos along with discarded wares, you have failed in your duties! The Oriaku Syndrome posits that your wife is the chopper of your money, simple. Don’t take this to mean that you are her provider and therefore she isn’t independent. When the Igbo man was planting yam, the Igbo woman was planting and harvesting cocoyam, and as every Igbo household can testify, the cocoyam is more useful than yam. Yam is only the king crop because the Igbo society, like others, is phallocentric. Don’t get it twisted.

5. Beware of the Illuminati: Do not marry any Igbo woman that is the first daughter of her father. All first daughters in Igboland are members of the real Illuminati. They sometimes call it by another name: Umuada. They are the most powerful group in Igboland and can do and undo. No one uses small spoon to measure their food. If you marry one and misbehave and she reports you, you are doomed. Even when you don’t marry one, you are still doomed if your wife ever reports you to them. They may decide that all the first daughters from her village will come and live in your house for a month. You may wish to consider suicide if that ever happens to you. It is the Igbo woman who has forgotten the path to her father’s house that suffers in a man’s house when she has the Umuada waiting.

6. The Catholic Church Intervention: When an Igbo woman is tired of you and your nonsense, she’ll simply pack her bag and return to her father’s house. If you do not run after her and collect your bride price back from her father, whatever child she bears anywhere she goes will bear your name. Yes, I’m serious. This is why there are no bastards in Igboland. But thank God for the Catholic Church, this doesn’t happen often. The average Igbo woman is Catholic and the Catholic Church has issues with divorce. Be smart: if you’re going to marry an Igbo woman, marry one who is a Catholic; it reduces her chances of leaving you by about 50%.

You may wish to ask why none of the above is often the case when an Igbo woman marries an Igbo man… well, I don’t know. Perhaps the Igbo man knows how to be ‘oga’ over the Igbo woman and has refused to share the secret with aliens