SEPTEMBER EXAM 2012

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Note: No calculator or any electronic
devices.
TIME:1hour 30mins. Answer all questions.
SECTION A:
1. If a Witch marries an Armed Robber and give birth to a
prostitute, who ll stay home at night?
2. What are the Names of the 2 people
holding hands
...when U switch on a nokia phone?
3. If the past tense of take is took, what is the past tense
of make?
4. I have a dream is to Luther King, as I av
no shoes is to?
5. What's the plural form of Zaphaneth
Paneah? 6. Which University in your country has
the highest
number of ladies who cAn travel a 2km
journey on foot?
7. If Tinubu is a friend to Obasanjo on
facebook, then who sent the friend request?
SECTION B..
Attempt all questions:
1. Differentiate between Do or Die and All
die be die!
2. Using the almighty formulae, calculate the diameter of
Kanji dam[take pie=3.142]
3. If your X-boyfriend/ girlfriend wins
5million Dollars
immediately after U broke up..then find
the value of x...I repeat find x.
4a. If Ida is a girl and Bello is a boy, who's
Idabello?
b. If Pra is a river and Bosomtwe is a lake,
then who is
Pra-Bosomtwe?.. GOODLUCK..Start work now.